So my buddy Dennis and I are out on business in Thailand and we wrap up our transaction. He slaps me on the back and tells me we are going to a kickass karaoke bar. I had always wanted to see one in real life so I told him I was game.
We jump in one of those bike taxis. Some dude that couldn’t have stood more than four foot, ten inches tall and weighed in at about a buck-O-nine, wet, peddles us a couple of blocks to the bar.
Once we went in I immediately began to realize this wasn’t a karaoke bar. There were more women then men and all of the ladies were dolled up in some kind of Asian fashion from Anime characters to girls in those Japanese kimono things with their faces painted white.
My buddy realized I was a bit apprehensive about staying and told me not to be a pussy. Besides, we were in Thailand. Who was going to know?
He didn’t, and still doesn’t, know that I write porn blogs as a hobby!
So one of the girls comes over to me and she looks like a Pixie looking character from a Manga magazine. My buddy gets some girl that looks like a warrior princess. The ladies led us back to a backroom and instantly went to work on getting a big tip.
I admit that I used to have strange crushes on Dungeons & Dragons characters of an elven nature back in the day, but to actually bang one? Priceless!
This girl is sucking on my cock and the only thing I can think about is if that was her real eye color or not. She must have thought I was some kind of quack moving my head back and forth trying to make out an edge of a contact lens in her eye.
My buddy is making karaoke humor with the girl sucking his cock. "Sing it like it is, bitch!"
OK, now I have to admit that I actually did enjoy fucking that elven Thai babe. Much more than I like banging my wife. God forbid she ever reads my mindless dribble here!
Going back to Thailand would be boo koo expensive. The easier solution? Creampie Thais! They go to all of the crazy bars these kinds of ladies hang out and do all of the crazy shit tourists do to them when they think nobody will find out.
You also get access to their other sites like Asian Suck Dolls. Buy one site and get a network!