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My Cute Asian – Bangin Cutie

August 6th, 2010

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Remember these days, banging some nice looking little Asian teen on your parents, or any teen for that matter.  You felt like you were the king of the world.  I told My Cute Asian teen partner that my parents would be gone for a while, little did i know they forgot something.

It is by far one of the most awkward and awesome experiences at the time. Your mom caught you fucking a cute Asian teen on the couch, 2 weeks straight of over cleaning that spot you were on was her therapy.  My dad looked at My Cute Asian and was both excited because he now has the visual confirmation that you are not gay, but he also got a new visual to get him through those coming days of banging your mom.  My mom thought Soon Ye was just some pet name my day came up with.  I didn’t have the heart to tell her…    

So now that the folks caught us she is too embarrassed to look at your mom and your dad has become sort of a stalker, always trying to catch me undressing My Cute Asian friend.  So then it’s over, she can’t handle it no more…  So what do you do now? Being that I am no longer the young chiseled young man I once was, I go to My Cute Asian and have now given my chick a new pet name “Cum Soon”.  See you there.

Hot Teen Asian – Achara

July 26th, 2010

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Don’t ask why, but I all of a sudden feel like making a salad.  I wonder of Achara needs some help slicing that cucumber.  She is one Hot Asian Teen  and I would love to offer her something other than a cucumber.

Achara is a nasty innocent, her face and petitte body look of an innocent Hot Asian Teen.  But that tattoo on her titty says fuck me with your cucumber man beast.  Ho did she know they had to surgically replace my cock with that of a horse…  Spooky…

Anyway Hot Teen Asian has been recently revamped and I for one could not be happier.  So go check out their new site since it is nothing like the old site and spank away, Achara is waiting for you to bite her cucumber.

My Cute Asian – Massage Chick

July 5th, 2010

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mycuteasian_12  OK, I am now jealous, this is my massage girl.  I go see her every other pay day, she swears she loves me.  Look, I know she tells 100’s of other guys the same thing, but until some mother fucker put her on My Cute Asian it never really bugged me. 

I enjoy reality porn as much as the next guy, reality is taking over the television air waves and the internet.  I get it I have been looking at sites like Me and My Asian in hopes of seeing some chick I know.  How awesome would it be to see your co-worker on the internet, you mention you saw it and would never dream of telling anyone, especially if you two did the same thing that you saw on the internet.

Well it wasn’t until I saw my special little massage girl on the internet at My Cute Asian that it bothered me.  Now truly, I will get over it and I can take solace in the fact that even though I am fatter than that bastard on the video, my dick is much larger.  I am amazed he is touching the sides with that little thing he is trying to pass for a penis.

So if you are prepared to possibly get your feelings hurt I suggest that you go to My Cute Asian today, because up until I saw my little massage girl I was having the time of my life.

Thai Girls Wild – Little Eaw Fucked

May 19th, 2010

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Eaw is one of the sexiest little Asian Teens I’ve seen, Thai Girls Wild let’s us see her get fucked and my cock can’t Thank them enough. 

This tiny 80lb Asian Teen with braces will satisfy all your wild sexual desires.  You can see Eaw and other tiny little Asian Teens that I would love to have it on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up at Thai Girls Wild.

Thai Girls Wild isn’t just tiny little Asian Teens with bodies made for wrong doing, but they have a section dedicated to Blow Jobs, Thai Big Tits, Self Shot, Cream pies , Emo Thai and much more.  Join now and see all the homemade porn.

Exxxtreme Asia – Ting

April 26th, 2010

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Alright fellas and ladies, I could have picked a hard core picture of some sexy little asian babe and everyone would have been happy.  I decided to show you my future ex-wife instead.  I am currently busy trying to contact the makers of Exxxtreme Asia to get the phone number for my future ex Ting.

I figured I could not go wrong by choosing to post a picture of such a sensual, innocent, beautiful bodied Asian babe such as Ting.  Little miss Ting Ting, you make me touch my ding ding.  You at the very least need to follow the links to see the gallery of Ting, she is not just a pretty face with nice tits and a sweet pussy.  She has one of the nicest peach asses on an Asian babe out there.

Visit Exxxtreme Asia add see how extreme you can get with your meat, watch as sexy Asian babes take it anal and get jizzed on.  When you first visit the main page before joining, you get to see my current wife and her mom.  In that order…  For less than a dollar a day you can enjoy fucking your wife again by pretending to be fucking Ting.

Teen Filipina – Wendy

April 20th, 2010

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How’s about a little Filipina Teen action, thought I’d switch it up this one-time.  A little boom boom from Manny Pacquio’s little sisters. 

This is a spicy little Asian Babe, she looks like a hispanic Japanese Teen.  Nice mixture I must say, she is very young looking with nice little boobs and a sweet little ass. 

I’d lick that little shaved pussy clean, then jizz all over it.  Then you can have your turn, sloppy seconds anyone.  Been there done that, lucky for me the Asian Babes I got to play these games with, allowed me to go first.  No salt in my diet.

Wendy’s Banner page at Filipina Teen says please enjoy me now.  This site does not offer any trial periods, but it does offer a reasonably priced monthly access.  Happy stroken. 

Keira Lee

October 23rd, 2009

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I got out of the shower feeling like a million bucks only hours ago and after seeing the pic above of Keira Lee, I suddenly don’t feel so good anymore. I feel so baaaad… and dirty… Like I need a nice Filipina nurse to fix my poor ass up!

Women like Keira Lee are why I love the Internet. How else is a woman born in a small province of the Philippines supposed to strike it rich? Because of the Internet and its borderless nature this Filipina hottie can make it just like any girl in the USA can!

Watch out world, rumor is, Cuba is lining up several girls!

Keira Lee does webcam chats, photo sets and videos with her Filipina girlfriends. There is a new photo set and video posted each week. Everything is 100% exclusive. On the webcam you can watch her in her Cosplay uniforms!

You don’t have to be a member to purchase 8×12 glossy’s from the Keira Lee store. She autographs them and adds in a personal message.

As with most Asian babes, Keira Lee is all about making her fans happy. Signup today and let her know what you want to see during her next live web cam performance!

Dirty Asian Slut

August 12th, 2009

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Cum join me inside for just $1, I love it when you watch

This is one site with a title that doesn’t mince words. Dirty Asian Slut is the home of a red hot Thai teen named Jade. She has a passion for making porn and if you are into girls from Thailand she will rock your world. If not, she will round house kick your ass into submission. Your choice.

You can watch Jade’s Asian masturbation videos and get an idea of the quality photography this site has. Everything is shot in extreme HD.

Jade loves to masturbate and her videos feature her using many different toys. Of course the dildo drill requires some off camera help from one of the crew.

Guys into Cosplay will really go gaga over Jade. This Dirty Asian Slut loves to play dress-up. She does the usual schoolgirl stuff and then gets extreme with PVC and Latex. She also sports costumes from Manga characters and more.

Try this Dirty Asian Slut on for size for only $1!

Tera Patrick

May 27th, 2009

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Born an army brat, Tera Patrick is half Thai and half all-American which makes her one hell of an exotic hottie! It’s strange. You can take a butt ugly white dude and pair him up with a beer-goggles Asian woman and the kids all end up looking like super models!

Tera Patrick has been a very busy woman. She has appeared in countless porn movies both for DVD and the Internet. (you mean there is a difference?) She has posed for Playboy and Penthouse. She was on the cover of FHM and produces Genesis magazine, “The Home of Porn’s Hottest Stars.”

When she isn’t appearing between the pages of a magazine or on screen taking a hard cock, Tera is keeping busy with appearances on the Howard Stern Show and Adam Carolla’s radio show. She appears in rap videos, does voice over work for naughty cartoons and does both a webcast of her own and Playboy TV’s erotic instructional show, School of Sex.

With so much going on with this Asian porn stars life you might be wondering, “When will this lady have time for me?”

The answer to that question is three to four times a week. She updates her site with new pics and at least two new videos every week. Plus, she does event appearances where you can meet her and take some naughty pics of your own!

Soon Tera Patrick will be doing live shows so you can get naughty with her on a weekly basis.

There is already so much Tera Patrick content in her members area the $29.95 a month price is plenty justified. But… Rhino’s Asians doesn’t think you should have to pay full price. So on the join page just enter the promo code “A3X816S” and you get 50% off!

And that is not all. Members of Tera Patrick also get access to sixteen more red hot porn sites featuring some of the biggest names in porn!

Take the tour, check the join page. See all that this membership has to offer and don’t forget your promo code!

Dirty Pancake

April 12th, 2009

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Why is it that guys find this picture so fucking sweet?

I won’t even try to answer that because the answer is far too complex for this blog. It isn’t just sexual, it is many things rolled into one and I will leave it at that.

What I will talk about is Dirty Pancake. The dirty portion of her name stems from the fact this girl loves to masturbate. A lot. With tons of objects you might find around the home. And the pancake portion of her name comes from the fact she is the spitting image of the famous Asian model Pancake.

With her name out of the way lets dig deeper, shall we?

Pancake has one of the finest pussies known to man. It is tight, smooth and just looking at it is entertainment enough. But, don’t worry. We won’t just be looking at her adorable pussy, we will be digging deeper there too!

Dirty Pancake was born in Britain and moved back to Thailand because she is a naughty girl. Her family figured grandma and grandpa would turn this neurotic Asian girl around. Wrong!

It is human nature to think work sucks. Dirty Pancake is no different than the rest of us and she got bored with cleaning hotel rooms or working in retail. She did like having sex and she loved having her picture taken. DirtyPancake.com was her destiny.

The videos at Dirty Pancake are high quality. I am watching her rub her long legs down with baby oil and the clarity is astounding. You can stream them and download them too. You can even get iPOD versions that play on most mobile media including cell phones.

Each video is anywhere form 10 minutes to 30 minutes or so long. The file sizes range from 50mb to 500mb. Sites like these give you reason to pat yourself on the back for getting that high speed Internet connection.

Pics can be viewed in large and extra-large sizes. Dirty Pancake adds a new picture set and a new video on a weekly basis. She also writes diary entries and has an in depth biography.

Dirty Pancake is bi-sexual. While most of her updates are solo masturbation scenes she invites girlfriends over often and guys less frequently. There are currently 50 photo sets and 20 videos. As with most Asian models, Dirty Pancake likes to play dress up. Because of this her site crosses into many different niches. Schoolgirl, idol, cosplay, bikini, panties, pantyhose, unforms, etc…

As a special bonus you also get access to the bonus sites My Wife Jenny, Asian Pantiez and Girls Love Toys. None of the bonus sites are needed since Dirty Pancake is reason enough on her own to join.

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